Would You (Should You)? ever wear Skinny Jeans

Today my pal Jimmy Jacob from Personalsfacts is guest posting and giving us his two cents on the perils and pitfalls of women wearing skinny jeans:

On my personal dating blog, I mostly cover all subjects related to love and sex. However, I have never ever commented on a woman’s fashion sense and how it actually affects their dating lives and I know of one article of clothing that most women own that is quite damaging does scare potential suitors away.

Skinny jeans.

Call me an a*shole, but I just don’t see how ladies are continuing to delude themselves into believing that skinny jeans are sexy and fashionable on every gal. In fact, it’s the polar opposite and it’s hurting a lot of women’s’ sex lives. I know that Lady Gaga and Nicki Minaj have taught women that they can be who they want to be and wear what they want to wear—but in my opinion, that’s just plain stupid.

Being an adult means being able to decipher what you can and can’t get away with. Just because I love the way my feet feel in Crocs, does not mean I will ever go in public and showcase them for the world to see.

Now here are the three main reasons as to why men think women should not wear skinny jeans:

Makes The Chubby Look Chubbier

I think the reason why a lot of women buy skinny jeans is because they think they are ‘slimming.’ Skinny jeans don’t make you skinny. If you are not skinny, skinny jeans only point out your gargantuan thighs, ass and waist. Honestly, they can’t even be comfortable when you’re that overweight. Seriously, what are some of you thinking?

They Create The Unflattering Mushroom Top

I adore love handles on a woman like any real man should, but if we see them seeping out of your pants, it’s a major turn-off. Even if a woman is slim, I find that skinny jeans have the effect to make her look bigger than she would if she wore normal denim jeans. If any item of clothing makes parts of your body look like something Super Mario would stomp on, then it’s best to get rid of them.

They Make You Look Like Big Foot

I wish someone would tell skinny girls that even though they can fit into skinny jeans perfectly, that it doesn’t hide their enormous feet. Skinny jeans only make your feet look like huge Sasquatch feet. These girls are also the ditzy ones that love wearing neon colored heels too—only showcasing their huge feet even more so. Yup, that’s really going to turn men on more.

In closing, I’m not saying this because I’m a prick. I am by no means a fashion god. I just wear clothes that make me feel comfortable and I’m most attracted to women that do the same. I just want women out there to appreciate their bodies and to not wear things because everybody else is wearing them. Be sexy in your own unique way. That’s all I’m asking for.


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