Beauty Salon Bitches


Which famous female political figure is this porn star, Lisa Ann, playing in a porn movie?

Go on, have a guess.

No its not Hillary.

Alright she's the main role in a film called Nailin Paylin which is being produced by Larry Flynt. Lisa Ann got the gig by answering an ad on craigslist which said: "Looking for a Sarah Palin look-alike for an adult film to be shot in the next 10 days." And for displaying her mooseburger she was only paid the princely sum of $3,000. Before she could say "Drill for Oil!" she was locked in a passionate threesome with...ugh...porno-look-a-likes for Hillary Clinton and Condoleezza Rice.



Lisa Ann is a very passionate political person and of her critics she says,

“Those same people who aren’t going to appreciate this movie, though, are probably not going to appreciate ‘Dirty Over 30′ or any of my other titles.

“But it’s fun to do something so edgy and put it out there.

“I love working for Larry Flynt on this, too. Remember, what politics in general, and what people have done to Larry in the past … Larry has gone through so much to protect our freedom of speech.

“I wouldn’t do this for anybody but Larry Flynt. I told my friends, ‘If I go to jail over this, Larry’s getting me out.”

Don't count on it Lisa!

For some people, there's no higher honor than earning an adult entertainment counterpart parody. But I'm not sure Palin is that chuffed.

Some people have critiqued the movie because it depicts Sarah Palin as a brainless sex object to which I say....er...

Now, if Flynt were going to make a porn film of my life it would be called:

Beauty Salon Bitches


Takes place in a nail salon. Opening scene, Emma K walks in wearing a mini skirt and thigh high white PVC boots. She looks around at the sexy Korean nail artistes who are in bikinis and white stilletos.

Emma K "I want some new nails done. I want them long and I want them hard."

Nail artiste 1 "We want to please you Miss K. We are all here to please you any way we can."

Emma K "Good, good..."

Nail artiste 2 "It is very hot in here Miss K, do you mind if I take my bikini off? My friend here is just going to give me a bikini wax?"

Emma K "Oh that sounds so hot....a wax....can I watch? Wait, I'm so hot, I'm going to take my boots off ..."

to be continued....

So my questions to you are:
1. Which regular or porn actress or actor would play you in a porno?
2. What's the premise or opening scene?
3. Would you play yourself or play with yourself on film for a palty $3,000 dollars?


The actresses I have most been compared to are Kelly MacDonald and Meryl Streep and since I am pretty sure neither is so hard up they need to perform in Beauty Salon Bitches I guess I'd play myself. If any of you do find my porno-look-a-like do let me know. I don't have time to do extensive research on this topic but if you do find someone who looks like me I'd love to take a peek!